Friday, October 23, 2009

Great Day to be a Redskins Fan!

It's a great day to be a Redskins fan! That's right, it's a great day!

Do you know why it is a great day? Today is a great day because after years and years of slowing slipping further and further into the abyss, the Redskins have finally hit rock bottom.

This is it. This is what it feels like to look down and finally not be able to see any further. We are finally on the official bottom of the NFL.

Don't believe me? Look
  • Our contract year QB has fallen flat on his face and cannot get the ball to anyone not named Cooley or Moss.
  • Our 2008 second round triplets Malcolm Kelly, Devin Thomas and Fred Davis have been a complete bust.
  • Our best offensive lineman, Chris Samuels, is done for the year and probably for his career.
  • We have an undrafted college free agent playing LT and a former first round bust, who hasn't even played football in years, starting at RT. Not to mention, no one even knows the guy playing Center anymore.
  • We have played 3 of the 4 worst teams in the NFL this year, and only managed to beat one of them (St. Louis Rams) 9-7. If only we played the Browns this year, we could have had the Superfecta(horse racing).
  • And then there is our fearless leader, the Zorninator. Jim is clearly a very nice guy, but he is also clearly out of his league. He simply does not know what he is doing.
  • Did I mention we just hired a 67 year old Bingo caller to pick offensive plays for us.
  • Even the #1 rated college QB Sam Bradford, who the Redskins would clearly target with their top pick in the 2010 draft, got hurt and is done for the year.
It simply cannot get any worse from here on out. Even if we lose every remaining game, it cannot get worse. We have hit rock bottom and it is now time to start over completely from scratch. As of next season, we have no coach, no QB, no offensive line, and aging players all the field.

The rest of this season will still be tough to swallow especially as our team gets steamrolled by the rival Cowboys and Eagles this week. At least we know, we have only one way to go from here, UP ↑

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JacksGhost
Washington Redskins Hog Blog

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