Thursday, April 9, 2009

Linebacker Need Filled At Last

Finally, one of the biggest, if not the biggest, holes on the team has been filled. After Danny and Vinny performed their daily mindmeld Wednesday morning, they fearlessly swooped in and struck a fierce blow to NFC East rivals landing the highly touted and sought after LB Robert Thomas. The move has sent shockwaves throughout the NFC and put the NFL on notice that the Redskins linebacking corps is raising its play to a whole new level.

ESPN.com has been ridiculed for not covering a signing of such magnitude on their home page. While ESPN.com has yet to comment and this inexcusable oversight, they still have yet to even add the signing to their silly little Transactions page.

With the addition of Thomas at LB and last year's draft additions of perennial Pro-Bowl WR's Devin Thomas and Malcolm Kelly as well as Pro-Bowl caliber TE Fred Davis, Danny and Vinny can now focus on more serious issues in the upcoming draft like drafting another Punter.


On the lighter side, here is today's joke of the day.

Q: How can you tell the difference between a NFL Owner and GM with solid football minds who know what they are doing and two monkeys fighting over a banana?

A: Watch how they spend $16 Million!

Washington Redskins:
  • DT Albert Haynesworth - Age 27, $16 million
New York Giants:
  • DT Rocky Bernard, Seattle - Age 30, $4 million
  • DT/DE Chris Canty, Dallas - Age 26, $7 million
  • SLB Michael Boley, Atlanta - - Age 26, $5 million
  • 1 proven veteran DT, 1 versatile up-and-coming DE/DT, and 1 up-and-coming LB

At least we don't need linebackers anymore.

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JacksGhost
Washington Redskins Hog Blog

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